Blackouts just don’t cause mass panic like they used to. Is it a symptom of the collective, let’s call it,… Read more Blackouts Just Don’t Cause Mass Panic Like They Used To
Tag: new york city
The Ocean That Couldn’t Divide Interbred Cities
Everything about Paris has already been said. And even that’s a cliche. There is no thought, no feeling, no sexual… Read more The Ocean That Couldn’t Divide Interbred Cities
A Forgotten Haring
One never knows when they might find a prized work of art amid the ruins of New York City. Where… Read more A Forgotten Haring
Here, Buy Yourself Some Mid-Grade Lingerie
I had always heard that dating a Jewish man didn’t necessarily make for the most romantic of experiences. But you… Read more Here, Buy Yourself Some Mid-Grade Lingerie
The Guy Who Sounded Like Holden Caulfield
Dana (though I don’t know that’s her name yet) is an attractive enough girl by below the Myrtle-Wyckoff stop standards.… Read more The Guy Who Sounded Like Holden Caulfield
The Census Says New York Is Over, The Heart Says Bleed For It Till You’re The Last One
In a recent census report, data revealed that more than one million people have fled from the city of New York… Read more The Census Says New York Is Over, The Heart Says Bleed For It Till You’re The Last One
Flaccid Fireworks
A woman of dubious character and age riding a Citibike passes me by while somehow blasting Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” from… Read more Flaccid Fireworks
Woke Up, Thought About New York
Woke up, thought about New York. Trudged to the bathroom, thought about New York. Looked at my aging face in… Read more Woke Up, Thought About New York
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