It was one of those rare moments in one-night stand history when both parties involved are actually coherent enough to… Read more Your Parents Must Be So Proud
It was one of those rare moments in one-night stand history when both parties involved are actually coherent enough to… Read more Your Parents Must Be So Proud
For some reason, his name was Sparky. It was, perhaps originally, a loving epithet designed to warn anyone first meeting… Read more Magnets
The truth was, he didn’t deserve to experience the metaphysical sapidity of Di Fara. Wouldn’t have even known of Di Fara… Read more Di Fara Pizza, May 27, 2016
In a recent census report, data revealed that more than one million people have fled from the city of New York… Read more The Census Says New York Is Over, The Heart Says Bleed For It Till You’re The Last One
I will not doom myself to repeat the same mistakes, to engage in the same behavior, Hazel insists to herself as… Read more Walked Home Sobbing Again
“Aw, he like really fucked you up, didn’t he?” This is the mildly condescending sympathy Irwin offered Olivia when she… Read more At Parties Like A Gaping Open Wound
It’s literally every day that something meaningful–or at least meaningful to you–shutters in New York. The city wouldn’t be what… Read more The Ruins of Da Silvano
Like any average drunken girl in the Bermuda Triangle that is New York City, Susan had a long history of… Read more Have Your Wounds Healed Yet?
One supposes it all started when Peg first looked down at her cat, lying prostrate on the kitchen table, and… Read more Grazin’
You’re going to be fine, you say, classy as fuck, you dare to venture. You’re not going to let the… Read more Bugle Binge