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Tag: literature
Dorothy Can’t Go Home Again
When one leaves a place, it’s always assumed she can return. That things will be if not at least exactly… Read more Dorothy Can’t Go Home Again
Sex Scouting
“I want to make a bold proposition,” Mike, the co-owner of a bookshop I’d been going to for a while… Read more Sex Scouting
The Slow-Moving Manicurist
Many skilled trades are overlooked by those who consider themselves of “nobler” stature. The sort of people who would never… Read more The Slow-Moving Manicurist
Primo Piano
I get dressed, but only to answer the door for the delivery guy. Because most people in this town actually… Read more Primo Piano
La Loyauté
I awaken with a throbbing feeling in my jaw. He’s hit me once more. And as I move, I feel… Read more La Loyauté
Movie Theater Hot Chocolate
The most uncommon and disgusting thing a person can order at this or any movie theater is not Raisinets, but… Read more Movie Theater Hot Chocolate
Heavy is the Crown Worn By Our Lady of Sorrows
To a thief, it isn’t the first item one would think to steal for the purpose of financial gain. In… Read more Heavy is the Crown Worn By Our Lady of Sorrows
The Commissioning of a Pamphlet Cautioning Against “The Artist’s Life”
In late 2017, a company called Stampout Creative was commissioned by the new chancellor to assist in eradicating the last… Read more The Commissioning of a Pamphlet Cautioning Against “The Artist’s Life”
The Father, The Grandmother and the Bitch
They say if you want to know why a man is filled with opprobrium, look to his upbringing–the people who… Read more The Father, The Grandmother and the Bitch
