Nathan had always been slightly averse to the much talked about, much famed Nathan’s Hot Dogs that greeted the mass… Read more Aftertaste (Brunch at Nathan’s)
Nathan had always been slightly averse to the much talked about, much famed Nathan’s Hot Dogs that greeted the mass… Read more Aftertaste (Brunch at Nathan’s)
I remember so clearly the last time I saw his face. He had run out of the courtyard to catch… Read more The Back of the Van
Lately, it seems as though there are more female Uber drivers. They’re all I get these days, which isn’t a… Read more Confession to A Female Uber Driver
A woman of dubious character and age riding a Citibike passes me by while somehow blasting Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” from… Read more Flaccid Fireworks
Once upon a time, I was domestic. I lived in contented bliss with a boy who was not yet a… Read more The Pains of Getting Fresh Direct Emails
It is possible that the anesthesiologist is more mentally diabolical than even the worst kind of doctor (some argue neurosurgeon).… Read more The Anesthesiologist
Reynaldo did not set out for his profession–if one could call it a profession–to be freeway flower salesman. As a… Read more The Freeway Flower Salesman
It shocks me now to think I ever could have dated her, loved her. She was and is so repugnant… Read more Woman, Waste
“Are you the type of person who always needs to be in love with someone?” When Ron posed the question… Read more Entering and Exiting K-Holes of Love
Have you ever marveled at the ability with which one can toss you out on your ass after years of… Read more We’ll Always Be Colleagues