“Sensory Judge.” That was the official title. And it made the job sound a lot more glamorous than it really… Read more The Taste Tester With No Taste
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On the Cuspid
“Help me, help me! Please!” I scream, shriek really, to my father, who stands there–helpless himself–crying over the fact that… Read more On the Cuspid
A Caterpillar’s Broken Dream
Little fanfare is given to the caterpillar, a glorified worm, for all intents and purposes. At worst, merely a symbol… Read more A Caterpillar’s Broken Dream
Hey Girl, I Just Want You To Know That I Appreciate How You’re Turning Your Psychotic Break Into Art.
Not everyone is going to understand what the fuck you’re doing. What could possibly be driving you to explore your… Read more Hey Girl, I Just Want You To Know That I Appreciate How You’re Turning Your Psychotic Break Into Art.
Wig Shop Heist
Bain went by Bain, she said, because she felt like, from the moment she hit adolescence, she was the bane… Read more Wig Shop Heist
I Am Excellent
“I am excellent,” he insisted to himself and no one in particular as he gazed in the mirror each morning.… Read more I Am Excellent
Grandmother Extinction
My grandma did not always have big tits. They came later on in life, when she let herself go. Women… Read more Grandmother Extinction
In Palm Springs In Astoria
There’s something about the California episodes of I Love Lucy that really appeal to the homo male’s mind. It’s possibly… Read more In Palm Springs In Astoria
Rest Home Odors
It wasn’t a proper place for a sixteen-year-old to be, let alone work. But jobs were limited in the small… Read more Rest Home Odors
The Woman Accused of Nymphomania
In America, it has always been a crime to be sexual. Michael Jackson might not have even gotten away with… Read more The Woman Accused of Nymphomania
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