“Are you traveling alone?” “Huh?” I ask, not realizing it’s only going to prompt the security minion to heighten the… Read more Woman Travels Alone
“Are you traveling alone?” “Huh?” I ask, not realizing it’s only going to prompt the security minion to heighten the… Read more Woman Travels Alone
The Olympian blew through town right after Rio. Though Italian, he was not as good-looking as someone like Fabio Fognini,… Read more The Olympian
You’re going to be fine, you say, classy as fuck, you dare to venture. You’re not going to let the… Read more Bugle Binge
I fucked a guy once for a pair of sunglasses once. It’s more roundabout than that, I should say. Rather,… Read more Fly Trap Homosexuelle
You tried to tiptoe around the subject for as long as you could, prolonging our small talk to an art… Read more The Replacement
I’ve never been one for “self-care.” It’s generally the sort of thing reserved for those with a higher esteem for… Read more The Rash and the Pharmacist
Nathan had always been slightly averse to the much talked about, much famed Nathan’s Hot Dogs that greeted the mass… Read more Aftertaste (Brunch at Nathan’s)
I remember so clearly the last time I saw his face. He had run out of the courtyard to catch… Read more The Back of the Van
Lately, it seems as though there are more female Uber drivers. They’re all I get these days, which isn’t a… Read more Confession to A Female Uber Driver
A woman of dubious character and age riding a Citibike passes me by while somehow blasting Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” from… Read more Flaccid Fireworks