Once upon a time, I was domestic. I lived in contented bliss with a boy who was not yet a… Read more The Pains of Getting Fresh Direct Emails
Once upon a time, I was domestic. I lived in contented bliss with a boy who was not yet a… Read more The Pains of Getting Fresh Direct Emails
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It shocks me now to think I ever could have dated her, loved her. She was and is so repugnant… Read more Woman, Waste
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I don’t think you’re quite aware of the challenges presented by being a woman in the twenty-first century. While, yes,… Read more The Over-Oiled Pan
Cheese grating is hard work. Not everyone can do it. Especially not a woman, not with her flaccid arms and… Read more The Cheese Grater
I died again in Dublin. It was the land of his heritage, a fact I couldn’t ignore when the cab… Read more Yeats Is On Your Side
Jan became a cab driver after a failed attempt at using his inheritance to open up his own canal tours… Read more Coffeeshop